excellent chat conversations

[Marc]

<@cripwalker> my girlfriend is so fucking cool.

<@cripwalker> we were arguing in IM last night about techtv being lame since g4 took over.

<@cripwalker> she thinks its better now that theres more "pretty" people on it.

<@cripwalker> that filter girl is, like, her idol.

<@cripwalker> anyway, i wasn't giving up. i really believe that channel to be a lost cause, now.

<@cripwalker> so she says to me "i'm gonna come over there and beat some sense in to you"

<@cripwalker> then she logs out.

<@cripwalker> about 10 minutes later, she pulls up in her car, runs into the house, walks in like she owns the damned place, and punches me hard as hell in the arm. no hello, or nothing.

<@cripwalker> then she leaves. didn't even say goodbye. i was totally speechless.

<@cripwalker> sure enough, 10 minutes later she logs back on.

<@cripwalker> she says "i knew you'd see things my way."

<@cripwalker> then she asks if she can come over to watch tv...

<@cripwalker> i'm sooo gonna marry her!

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<fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on

<atsleek> lol

<Nefemus> what?

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Razer: Shit..DS is coming..

TriSpear: how do you know?

Wicked_Sword: The annoying n00b f00?

Razer: He just signed onto AIM..

EnergyWave: yeah...the kid who sucks at being a sader..

Wicked_Sword: Shit shit shit

Razer: Hide!!

* Razer is now known as Razer[Away]

* DevilsGrace is now known as DevilsGrace[Out]

* Wicked_Sword is now known as WS[Away]

* TriSpear is now known as Tri[Gone]

* Hampton is now known as Hampton[bbl]

* EnergyWave is now known as EnergyWave[afk]

* _Godly_Strike_ is now known as GS[bbiab]

Razer[Away]: >.>

* DarkShadows has joined #Saders

DarkShadows: hey evry1

DarkShadows: n e 1 wanna play w/ me

DarkShadows: dam..no 1 here..

* DarkShadows has Quit(Quit: User Exited)

Razer[Away]: w00t!

WS[Away]: I kinda feel bad for him..Now...He just got ditched by an entire channel...

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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?

<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using

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<knightmare> ...

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<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation

<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?

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(Feeks) Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?

(@Wabz) Whats up?

(Feeks) Well i built it but it wont turn on

(@Wabz) Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc

(Feeks) Yeah I'm not fucking stupid

(@Wabz) lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?

(Feeks) Yeah so it's turned on ya fucking muppet

(@Wabz) Fair enough then

(@Wabz) There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240

(Feeks) Yeah man

(Feeks) ??? Hurry up some of us dont have all day

(@Wabz) OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board

(Feeks) Then Plug it in?

(@Wabz) Yeah

(KLine) hehe

@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears

(Feeks) You fucking bastard you blew it up

(@Wabz) No i told you how to blow it up

(@Wabz) You blew it up

(Feeks) Fucker!!

(@Wabz) !kb Feeks

—› mode: (Wanda) sets (+b *!*@host213-122-140-17.in-addr.btopenworld.com)

Comment: Why n00bs should be nice to IRC vetrans

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[Oni] FUCK!

[Oni] I'm just about out of black ink

[Krypton] printer?

[Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators.

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**You know you're in a Racist channel when you see this**

(19:22:54)<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.

(19:22:59)<Naive-EOC> Dead?

(19:23:01)<Derid-EOC> In the Field?

(19:23:02)<Ball-licker> In jail?

(19:23:06)<Humur> Killing each other?

(19:23:08)<Naive-EOC> Stealing?

(19:23:09)<Sailym> Covered in blood?

(19:23:11)<Humur> 5$ a piece?

(19:23:13)<Derid-EOC> Stupid?

(19:23:20)<Jaayy> ...

(19:23:31)<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!

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<SenioR> whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!!

<@Fravec> Dad, buzz off, I'm talking to friends here...

Comment: never teach your dad how to use IRC

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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

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<Kidsune> Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but i'm gonna go down on you...

<Kidsune> And you're gonna love it...

<Kidsune> But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...

<Kidsune> Then i'm gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time...

<Kidsune> Lots of love,

<Kidsune> Fuel Prices

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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator

<ecoli> ew.

<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?

<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?

<Aero> he doesnt answer

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<idsif> you're smarter than the average american

<ascian> of course. i'm canadian.

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<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

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<Zybl0re> get up

<Zybl0re> get on up

<Zybl0re> get up

<Zybl0re> get on up

<phxl|paper> and DANCE

* nmp3bot dances \-<

* nmp3bot dances |-<

* nmp3bot dances :D/-<

<[sA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

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<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK

<tatclass> er.

<tatclass> hi.

<andy\code> A common typo.

<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

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<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.

<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

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[Bec]

bahaha i love bash.org

[BingBlaze n Skyla]

lol thats well funny