Mazz Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked. When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in "Finding Nemo." When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think its cute. I just think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a date. Husband (watching a video): "Don’t do it! I swear you are going regret it for the rest of your life. You're dumb if you say it! Don’t say 'Yes!' No! Aw dang, he actually did it! What an idiot!" Wife: "Honey, why are you so mad? What is it you are watching?" Husband: "Our wedding ceremony." Ever notice how after an argument is all over, you start to think about more clever, awesome crap you could have said? Say, “Do I smell popcorn?” right after you pass gas, so everybody takes a big whiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Good ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Lmao!! sent via husky howls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.