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One Night At Walmart


Mazz

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One night at the Walmart...

My wife and I were shopping in the local Wal-Mart.

I picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in our cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks my wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' I replied.

'Put them back, we can't afford them' said my wife, and so we carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along my wife picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?' I asked.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replied my wife.

So I replied: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

That's when the fight started...

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:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

 

prfer the Bus tastes better then the facecream...

Until you've finished the bud's. . . then the facecream tastes awesome

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looking at the typos think I have had a few buds to many...

:doglaugh:

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