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Ok, it's nearly xmas and i know you'll be pulling crackers soon (if you haven't started already!)

The kids have pulled nearly all mine and so i thought i'd share the jokes that i've had to endure!!

Please feel free to add to the list!!

Q.what do you get when you cross a stereo with a fridge?

A. the coolest music in town

Q.what's round and bad tempered?

A. a vicious circle

Q.What one word has the most letters in it:

A. Alphabet

QWhat did the sick vampire say to the doctor?

A. I've been coffin all day

Q. what do you get when you cross an orange with a commedian?

A. peels of laughter

Q. why was the broom late?

A. it overswept

Q. why is europe like a frying pan?

A. cause it has greece at the bottom

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