Mistyrayn Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you , don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 number 10 is so true, always had time for my grandad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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