Sarah Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 True stories told in one sentence... It's easy to make fun of the 26-year-old girl who is afraid of fireworks until you find out that it's not the fireworks themselves but the sounds that remind her of gunshots. I think what bothers me the most is that my mother pretends not to understand why I will never leave my children alone at their house. I believe the monkey who jacks off outside my window will miss me when I move. As I collapsed on the bathroom floor about to pass out, I realized that taking a really hot shower after drinking too much vodka is not a good idea. When I realized I had my period on the night of senior prom, I was glad I didn't wait. I have been cooking professionally for 12 years and the worst burn I ever got was from a pop-tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 That first one reminds of someone I know very very well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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