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A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver

She says...i'm going to die soon but i want to have sex before i do but i must remain a virgin

so it must be anal and i cant commit adultery so the man must be single,can you fulfill my wish?

Yes says the driver and fulfills her wish.

Then feeling guilty he says i'm sorry i lied,i'm married with three kids.

Thats ok said the nun,i lied too...my name is keith and i'm going to a fancy dress party!!

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