Sarah Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 * What's the capital of Iceland ? - About 3.50 * How do you define optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday * Why have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning? Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon *What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of four. *As a surprise, a chief exec's wife pops by his office. She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitation, he starts dictating: '. . . and in conclusion, gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair Q What's the difference between a merchant bank and Katie Price? A: Both are institutions whose reputation is built on assets that, on closer inspection, turn out to be entirely artificial, vastly over-inflated and in danger of going through the floor at any moment. But at least Katie Price is still worth something. What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? The pigeon is still capable of leaving a deposit on a new Ferrari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and Peter Mandelson are flying to a world economic summit. Peter looks at Alistair and chuckles: 'You know, I could throw a 50 note out of the window right now and make one person very happy.' Alistair shrugs his shoulders and says: 'Well, I could throw five 10 notes out of the window and make five people very happy.' Gordon says: 'Of course, but I could throw ten 5 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy.' The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and says: 'I could throw all of you out of the window and make the whole country happy.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawPrints Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 nice one pmsl . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 hahahaha they're hilarilous!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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