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* dog humorYou have a mental list of people you would like to spay or neuter.

* Running out of paper towels is a household crisis.

* You stick fake reindeer antlers on the dog and photograph him for your Christmas Cards.

* Not only do family and friends think you go overboard with doggie holiday decorations, they have never seen the holy family depicted by dogs.

* Your checks show a dog.

* You pray they will someday manufacture Teflon furniture.

* You absentmindedly pat people on the head or scratch them behind their ears.

* You not only allow dogs on the couch, guests have to sit on the floor because the dog has "territorial issues."

* You and your vet are on a first name basis.

* You tell your children to "heel!" in a grocery store.

* You know all the characteristics of a good "stool".

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