Mistyrayn Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 'Dear IT Support: > >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to >Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in >the overall performance, particularly in the >Flower and Jewellery applications, which >operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. > >In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other >valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and >Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed >undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. > >Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply >crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging >5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? > >Signed, Desperate Housewife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted February 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 >Dear Desperate Housewife > >First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an >Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. > >Try entering the command: >C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears >6..2, which should automatically install Guilt >3.0. If that application works as designed, >Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the >applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. > >But remember, overuse of the above application >can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy >Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. > >WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly. > >CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install >Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.. > >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but >it does have limited memory and cannot learn new >applications quickly. You might consider buying >additional software to improve memory and >performance. I personally would recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. > >Good Luck, IT Support > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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