Mazz Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) Jane asked the detective she had hired, "Did you trail my husband?" "Yes ma'am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out-of-the-way restaurant and then to an apartment." A big smile crossed Jane's face. "Aha! I've got him!" she said gloating, "Is there any doubt what he was doing?" "No ma'am." replied the sleuth, "It's pretty clear that he was following you." ***** An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your chances are better", said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90." ***** Don't take life too seriously. You will not get out of it alive. Edited August 7, 2015 by Mazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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