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Little Johnny Strikes Again


Mazz

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The teacher asked Little Johnny if he was going to the Maypole dance. "No, I ain't going," was the reply.

The teacher corrected Little Johnny.

"You must not say, "I ain't going,' you must say, 'I am not going.'" And she added to impress the point: "I am not going. He is not going. We are not going. You are not going. They are not going. Now, Johnny, can you say all that?"

Little Johnny nodded and smiled brightly.

"Sure!" He replied. "They ain't nobody going."

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