Mazz Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 A man has been stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette. Man: "Thank you so much!" Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink. Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!" Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?" Man: "Oh, my heavens, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs inside your wet suit too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 Oooh! Saucy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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