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Here's Little Johnny Again!


Mazz

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Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench, eating one candy bar after another.

After he had consumed his sixth candy bar, the old gentleman sitting across the bike path from him said,

"Son, if you keep eating candy bars like that you're going to get acne, have rotten teeth and get fat."

Little Johnny replied, "My grand-dad lived to be 107 years old."

The old gentleman said, "Did he eat candy bars like that?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "He minded his own business!!"

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