Mistyrayn Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Pest Control A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. 'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' She pushed him into the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious. After a search of the bedroom, he discovered the man in the closet. 'Who are you?' he shouted. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator. 'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked. ' I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied. 'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband. The man looked down at himself. 'Those little bastards!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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