siberian_wolf Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 wife gets naked & asks hubby: ''what turns you on most? my pretty face or my sexy body?'' hubby looks her up and down and replies: ''your fuckin sense of humour!'' --------------------------------------- Why do women Love hunters? Three Reasons. 1. They go Deep into the Bush. 2. They always Shoot twice. 3.They always eat what they Kill. --------------------------------------- Q. Why do men lie at the bottom during sex? A. Because they only no how to fuck up --------------------------------------- FLAT STOMACH A little boy goes into his parents room & see his mom bouncing on top of his dad, the mum quickly dismounts, gets dressed and goes to find her boy; -"what were u & dad doing?" he asks - "well u see", says his mum "daddy has a big tummy so sometimes i have to get on top of him & help him flatten it", "well you're wasting your time" he replies, "when u go shopping the lady next door comes over, gets on her knees, & blows it right back up!" ----------------------------------------- A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look" She said. "What's your secret for a long and happy life?" "I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and don't exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said "How old are you?" "Twenty-six" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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