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The four stages of life:


Mistyrayn

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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . Not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is .. . .Having friends.

At age 17 success is . ... Having a drivers licence.

At age 35 success is . Having money.

At age 50 success is . . . Having money.

At age 70 success is . .. .Having a drivers licence.

At age 75 success is . . Having friends.

At age 80 success is . .. .Not piddling in your pants.

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