donor kebabs

[Mistyrayn]

You gotta love a publicly funded organisation. A brilliant piece of research has emerged from the Local Authority Coordinators of Regulatory Services. They have discovered that doner kebabs are unhealthy.

Kebab © Andrew Drysdale/Rex Those crazy kids at the Local Authority Coordinators of Regulatory Services! Some of the finest minds in Britain.

Anyway, officers from 76 councils sampled no fewer than 494 Phil Babbs, the greedy pigs, and found that the average doner contains 1,000 calories.

They also and you may find this hard to believe contained like a ton of salt and saturated fat.

The kebabs, not the health inspectors.

What does this elaborate, not to say exhaustive, research project prove? Well, one thing for sure: if you want something done right, dont get local government to do it. The bungling health police checked the calories in kebabs WITHOUT salad and sauce.

And, as everyone knows, salad is extremely dangerous and should be avoided at all costs. Seriously: who gets a kebab without salad and sauce? Probably someone who has got another 493 to get through, I guess. But come on. If youre going to do stupid research, at least do it right.

Can there be a person in Britain who thinks that doner kebabs are not bad for them? They should have saved the survey money and got some chips as well.