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Stupid game show answers


Val (Zebedee)

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Family Fortunes

Les Dennis: Name a bird with a long neck.

Contestant: Naomi Campbell.

The Weakest Link

Anne Robinson: Name the man who was President of Italy until May 2006.

Contestant: Don Corleone.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

University Challenge

Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?

Contestant: Homosexuals.

Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.

Beacon Radio

DJ: For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope?

Contestant: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

GWR FM Radio

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?

Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

The National Lottery

Eamonn Holmes: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing what?

Contestant: Basketball.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

Richard & Judy

Richard Madeley: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

Contestant: Forrest Gump.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

Dog Eat Dog

Ulrika Jonsson: Who wrote Lord Of The Rings?

Contestant: Enid Blyton.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

Family Fortunes

Les Dennis: Name something associated with pigs.

Contestant: The police.

The Weakest Link

Anne Robinson: Complete the title of the well-known play, The Iceman...?

Contestant: Melts.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

University Challenge

Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?

Contestant: Goosey, goosey

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

Family Fortunes

Max Bygraves: Name something people take to the beach

Contestant: Turkey

National Lottery JetSet

Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?

Contestant: William Shakespeare.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

This Morning

Fern Britton: Which actress starred in Sleepless in Seattle and When Harry Met Sally?

Contestant: Tom Hanks.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

The Late Show

Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?

Contestant: France.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

The Weakest Link

Anne Robinson: What was the sequel to the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer?

Contestant: I Know What You Did Last Winter.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

Blockbusters

Bob Holness: What K is a suicide mission for a pilot?

Contestant: Kama Sutra

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

Wogan's Perfect Recall

Terry Wogan: Which Duke resides at Woburn Abbey?

Contestant: Hazzard.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

Sara Cox's Radio Show

Sara Cox: Beauty is in the eye of the...?

Contestant: Tiger.

(Bing: here's the correct answer)

Family Fortunes

Les Dennis: Name something red.

Contestant: My cardigan

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