Sarah Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Indeed .... Productivity always goes up with alcohol, however only to a point where it tips dramatically .... Just so that @Sarah understands what I mean by this, its kinda like Webbers tyres between the start of the race and lap 0.5 oi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Is it to fix what you broke? LOL actually its my job to fix stuff you developers break! and furthermore you all seem to shy away from infrastructure work! I had to install WSUS Server for Aviva, but it took ages cause you developers broke the damn server! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 actually its my job to fix stuff you developers break! and furthermore you all seem to shy away from infrastructure work! I had to install WSUS Server for Aviva, but it took ages cause you developers broke the damn server! There's a reason we shy away from that ........ Its kinda like a phamacist ringing stuff through the till when he could be mixing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 switch (getBeerState($bottle)){ case: empty setState('Panic') sendToFridge($wife); break; case: full setState('All is ok captain') postOnForum($huskyOwners) break; default: postOnForum($huskyOwners) break; } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 switch (getBeerState($bottle)){ case: empty setState('Panic') sendToFridge($wife); break; case: full setState('All is ok captain') postOnForum($huskyOwners) break; default: postOnForum($huskyOwners) break; } Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 switch (getBeerState($bottle)){ case: empty setState('Panic') sendToFridge($wife); break; case: full setState('All is ok captain') postOnForum($huskyOwners) break; default: postOnForum($huskyOwners) break; } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreyRust Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 switch (getBeerState($bottle)){ case: empty setState('Panic') sendToFridge($wife); break; case: full setState('All is ok captain') postOnForum($huskyOwners) break; default: postOnForum($huskyOwners) break; } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreyRust Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 To help @Sarah understand a little better: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreyRust Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 I have a joke for y'all... What does the computer community have in common with the military? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripled Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 I have a joke for y'all... What does the computer community have in common with the military? errrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripled Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Computer Industry Acronyms CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing SCSI: System Can’t See It MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed DOS: Defunct Operating System WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too PnP: Plug and Pray APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM: I Blame Microsoft MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse. WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 I have a joke for y'all... What does the computer community have in common with the military? not a clue, not even google knows apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Computer Industry Acronyms CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing SCSI: System Can’t See It MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed DOS: Defunct Operating System WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too PnP: Plug and Pray APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM: I Blame Microsoft MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse. WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreyRust Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Gaaaah, it's 4:45AM and I stayed up all night programming... I really need to do more during the day, but I haven't gotten any work done in a while so I've scoped out the work to be done and I'll be knocking it out shortly... This "simple" program is proving to be quite a large task... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Gaaaah, it's 4:45AM and I stayed up all night programming... I really need to do more during the day, but I haven't gotten any work done in a while so I've scoped out the work to be done and I'll be knocking it out shortly... This "simple" program is proving to be quite a large task... you never told us the punchline of your joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreyRust Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 you never told us the punchline of your joke I'll tell you tomorrow, to tired now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_p Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 BTW if anyone wants to work in sunny old Ipswich, the company I work for are always looking for Developers What systems, what languages, what's being developed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 What systems, what languages, what's being developed? Microft Languages, Java to name just a couple, I'm not entirely what work the devs are doing currently, except its work for o2, Aviva, Some new cloud stuff for vodaphone and Haven, Virgin Atlantic, etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripled Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Worth a watch, saw it a while ago, but sooo funny! U4oB28ksiIo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Worth a watch, saw it a while ago, but sooo funny! U4oB28ksiIo TL;DW may watch it when I get home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripled Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Wuss, I just sat at work watching it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Wuss, I just sat at work watching it again! I've got actual work to do mate .....unfortunatley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripled Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 I've got actual work to do mate .....unfortunatley whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWolf Posted September 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Worth a watch, saw it a while ago, but sooo funny! U4oB28ksiIo Haha! It's great isn't it? Saw it a while ago and I thought it was hilarious. Don't _ever_ steal the computer of a hacker Seriously guys, it's definitely worth watching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Worth a watch, saw it a while ago, but sooo funny! U4oB28ksiIo Haha! That is awesome!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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