Sarah Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Know any good ones - used any that have worked????? Post them on here Guy: Do you have a picture of you that I can have? Girl: Why? Guy: Because, I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas Lets make like a fabric softener and snuggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Was that from Marc, lol? Dont really know any good pickup lines. I had a guy come up to me once and said the famous "What's a girl like you doping in a place like this" line and then I punched him! No it wasnt Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 lol lol no, he didn't use a pick up line lol only reason he got a second date was because he bought drinks and had nice shoes on lmao - always say you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 and the size of their feet, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 oh yes that's always an important one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 I'd say one of the most important, lol! Just found this site with some really cheesy lines! http://www.ojar.com/view_13851.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 ROFL just had a read through those - i'd slap someone if they said about half of those things to me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 tell me about it! Im not one for pick up lines! Can't stand them, Im not usually one for cheesy compliments unless im in one of those emotional moods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Guy : my c**K is like the last bus.. Girl : what do you mean ?? Guy : its leaving in a minute be on it. Guy : i have never walked a Pregnant Women home before.. Girl : IM Not Pregnant. Guy : you ain't home yet. ( and it worked ) Guy :it gonna be a dark night tonight Girl : why ?? Guy : cos some one took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 that last one is sickening Richard lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Rephrase that Laura - all 3 are sickening lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 lol yeh ok i will agree with you on that one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyrayn Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 LMFAO @ Sarah & Laura.... not my fault.. i didn't start the post !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Guy : my c**K is like the last bus.. Girl : what do you mean ?? Guy : its leaving in a minute be on it. Guy : i have never walked a Pregnant Women home before.. Girl : IM Not Pregnant. Guy : you ain't home yet. ( and it worked ) Guy :it gonna be a dark night tonight Girl : why ?? Guy : cos some one took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.. The first two are discusting! I thought the last one was quite sweet (I'd still punch someone if they said it to me though, lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 hahaha i can see it now you turn round and say aww thats sweet then pow you punch them in the face hahaha they wouldn't see that coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 hahaha i can see it now you turn round and say aww thats sweet then pow you punch them in the face hahaha they wouldn't see that coming lol, yep that'b it. Give em a compliment then punch them to the face before they get too cocky. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 hahahaha so thats what i have been doing wrong! Watch out Antony here comes my fist lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 hahahaha so thats what i have been doing wrong! Watch out Antony here comes my fist lol lol, great when you want you own way, lol! Or grab them behind the knee with your hand, thats another good trick, especially when they are sat down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I got him in between his thumb and index finger yesterday you know the nerve there and it is still hurting him today hehe behind the ear lobe is a good one too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinville Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Two words.........Rolling Pin! Has worked for 25 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 hahahahaha good one ooo and a frying pan!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You lot are bully's now get bk in that bedroom and shut the f**k up lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura_3173 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Thats where most of the bullying goes on hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siberian_wolf Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 You lot are bully's now get bk in that bedroom and shut the f**k up lol Bullies??? We girls just wanna have some fun! You men can take it and it's so much better than a punch bag, lol!!! Thats where most of the bullying goes on hahahaha Keep your bedroom habits quiet, lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 ohh keep em coming peeps, am making mental notes of all of them, especially the rolling pin one lol lol Marc, you're not allowed to read this post!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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