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Ohhh it's only just started and I win
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Random ongoing thread - feel free to add to this - content is as per thread header 6th May (this makes me feel old! lol) 1994 The Channel Tunnel linking England to France is officially opened.
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Thought I'd start a new game. If you guess right its your turn to upload a close up pic of something Here you go.... Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
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......Just because I know you need to smile..... You've got to see this. 1st look and see the Whale under the water. Keep your cursor OUT of the picture until you see the Whale. Then move your mouse cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet (it's like it's 3D).. Click on the picture when it loads completely and be sure that your sound is on CLICK ON: http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html
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'Dear IT Support: > >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to >Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in >the overall performance, particularly in the >Flower and Jewellery applications, which >operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. > >In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other >valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and >Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed >undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. > >Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply >crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging >5.…
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Someone pointed this out to me in one of the news groups ... look at the name of the place where they are raising money .... http://www.trinitywinchester.org.uk/media-centre/
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A hilarious, but factual article on rats. [WARNING: LANGUAGE!] http://www.cracked.com/article_19645_5-reasons-rats-are-way-scarier-than-you-think_p2.html
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LANGUAGE WARNING! But hilarious and it sounds like it could be true. http://www.cracked.com/article_18404_6-shockingly-evil-things-babies-are-capable-of.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback
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Be the first on your block to get a "Chastity Collar" for your pet(s)! Just in time for Christmas!!! http://www.aspca.org/blog/helpjoeycom-introduces.html
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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so…
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I'm guilty to this!
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Let's have a little game - we've done similar in the past. I post a pic & ask the next person to post a pic of their furbaby doing, wearing, or holding something silly ... then that person says what they want to see the next husky doing - it can be anything, but it has to be fun!! I'll start .... The pic of a pup "driving" in Andy's "Never too young to learn to drive" thread made me think of Myshka "driving" our broken down car ... so now I want the next person to show me - your furbaby smiling
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thought this was cute: 6ntDYjS0Y3w enjoy!
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Have you ever been out drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home? 'As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to home. The answer to this consuming puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion:-The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer…
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This was sent to us today by one of Kayak's Fur-iends, Collins, the Collie. We all know the Story of Lassie.
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Molly only just noticed you have "special person" under you name
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead...... Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church.... But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?' Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mothe…
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It looks like ALINAH is kissing ARMANI, but NOPE, she's licking his teeth and does it all the time!! Yuck!![emoji104][emoji16][emoji85][emoji38] Sent from my Moto Z (2) using Husky Owners mobile app
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*Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.* *Caution... They Walk Among Us!* *One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" One of our group looked up at the sky…
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~ANGIE, ARMANI & ALINAH~ P.S. Not my dog...just a cute one I found!![emoji16] ~ANGIE, ARMANI & ALINAH~
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Nothing like getting home from the Emergency Room w/your IV still in!! And then you pull the IV out yourself[emoji382][emoji68]⚕️[emoji23] (Broken ankle happened in May.) Sent from my Moto Z (2) using Husky Owners mobile app
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Yup that's what I'm doing I'm going to hide here in the steam room far away from anyone and the only people who will know where I am are the ones who are not harassing me right now. So who wants some coffee and doughnuts? ? ? Maybe a campfire song or two ? ? ?
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*Sense of Freshness.... * Last month a new supermarket opened in Topeka , Kansas . It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal-grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs fryin…
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